ive got nowt else better to do

greetings. i am writeing to you now because i have ,as the title suggests, nowt else better to do so i have desided to tell you about the french. the french are an interesting people how have chosen that all the common domestic animals are not enough for them to eat and they have added frogs and snails to the menu. i mean really, given the option i wouldnt even want to hold a frog or a snail in my hand never mind put it in my freakin mouth!!!!!!! not only that but there language. being english i am used to living creatures having genders and inaniumate objects not having genders, but in french ooohhhhhhh no. this computer i am typing on for instance is male and the keyboard i am useing is probable female(i think). jut the last straw was the words they left out. the french dont have a word for FLUFFY. we dont realize how much we depend on this word but you just try descibing a poodle to a french man and you will see what i mean. they also use one word for tortise, terapin and turtle. for god's sake WWWWHHHYYYYY!?!?!?!?!??! and then as if it wasnt bad enough they dont acnolage the existance of custard!!!!!! so i am planning a trip to france and i shall take with me a fish tank full of custard with a fluffy terrapin swimming in it and run through the streets screeming at the top of my voice
 "EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!!!!!!!"
and see how they respond.


thanks for reading and keep checking for more posts. also check out "look at it this way" by assasin lemon. he's a friend of mine and o very funny guy.